I am far from perfect (stop that, I heard you snicker). But I do know what I’m good at. And I am an A+ sleeper. I kid you not. I win at sleeping. Always.
I have the gift of being able to fall asleep at any time, in any location. I’ve been asked—more than once—if I have narcolepsy. I’ve fallen asleep at dinner tables, while standing on trains, and while working in the middle of a busy restaurant kitchen. Rumble strips on the side of the road may or may not be the greatest invention ever.
I fell asleep last night—twice—in the middle of the Sugar Bowl in a room full of screaming people. Like a champ. I had no idea that I had dozed off, or that they were all laughing at me. So for your comic relief, here’s a compilation of some of the other times I’ve been busted catching some Zs: